Motherfuckingserranopeppers

I made Ceviche today and chopped all kinds of things to put in it. One of the things I used in this yummy dish was Serrano peppers. They look harmless enough, small little green peppers. I minced up three peppers and put them in with all the other stuff. I then washed my hands, with soap. Next I went to remove my contact lens from my eyes.

Motherfuckingserranopeppers!!!!!!!!!

I apparently still had traces of the pepper poison on my fingers. I washed them again, vigoursly with this soap that has little scrubbing granules in it. Tried again.

Sonofabitchcocksuckingserranopeppers!!!!!!!!!!

These things are of the Devil, of this I am sure.